Remember when I ran away
And you got on your knees and begged me
Not to leave because you'd go berserk? Well...
You thought you had me fooled
But I just left you anyhow, because
I knew you were already out of your mind! And...
I'm happy they took you away, ha ha
I'm happy they took you away, ho ho, hee hee, ha ha
To the funny farm
Where life's hysterical all the time
And you'll be sorry I sent those nice, young
Men in their clean, white coats
And I'm happy they took you away, HA-HAAA!
I thought that you were nuts and so I laughed
I laughed when you had said
That losing me would make you flip your lid. Right?
It's true, I laughed, you heared me laugh
I laughed, I laughed and laughed
And then I left, because I know you're utterly mad! And...
I'm happy they took you away, ha ha
I'm happy they took you away, ho ho, hee hee, ha ha
To the happy home
With tree and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And I'm happy they took you away, HA-HAAA!
You burned my food, you wrecked my house
And this is how I've paid you back
For all your cruel, unloving selfish deeds! Nyeh!
They've got you now and you'll get just
What you deserve for calling me a mutt,
You mangy man!
And...
I'm happy they took you away, ha ha
I'm happy they took you away, ho ho, hee hee, ha ha
To the funny farm
Where life's hysterical all the time
And you'll be sorry I sent those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And I'm happy they took you away, HA-HAAA!
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And I'm happy they took you away, HA-HAAA!
To the funny farm
Where life's hysterical all the time
And you'll be sorry I sent those nice, young men
In their clean white coats
And I'm happy they took you away, HA-HAAA!
MARY! Where have you been, are you okay?
ReplyDeleteWhy do you care?
ReplyDeleteI leave for a few days and you utterly lose your mind as if you can't function without me. If anything it's you who certainly isn't okay.
... isn't it... obvious? Why wouldn't I be perturbed after you, my best friend, disappear without having any contact whatsoever with Robbie or me, especially after everything that's happened?
ReplyDeleteI know there's plenty wrong with me Mary... which is why I need you.
..Your best friend? After reading through your posts, I can't say that. You called me 'Snow White' as an insult, when obviously all it proves is that you are a psychopath and something is indeed, very wrong with you.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't MANAGE what I wrote in that entry, you of all people should know not to take my words to heart when I get like that...
ReplyDeleteWhy won't you respond, why won't you tell me what happened? If you're angry with me... I'm sorry.
Perhaps I should know better, as you can be unpredictable to a dangerous degree.
ReplyDeleteRespond? Respond to what, exactly? What is there to respond to? Your hallucinations ruling your life? I'm afraid I can't answer for the way your head isn't screwed on straight. Or maybe you'd like me to think that the skeleton is Roc? That somehow a fragile bird's body would end up half way around the world? Or-or that somehow, in that freak mind of yours, you didn't simply place a skeleton on some rock just to play a little 'joke' on me?
What happened in the forest, Mary, I want you to answer that... And, and why is that so queer to think? Don't you remember the Christmas Card I got from "Brian", have you repressed that incident? Weird things have happened and weird things are happening so why do you doubt me? Why would I play a prank on you...?
ReplyDeleteI spent my time searching for Roc in the forest, just like I said I was going to do. Or maybe you've grown so paranoid you can't even trust me? I do remember that card from 'Brian', but a card is much more easier to send across that world than a dead bird! As for the weird things, I should also note that all of these things are only occurring to you. All of it is just a figment of your mind. As such, I doubt you would think about the emotional impact of pranking me.
ReplyDeleteBut then why didn't you have any contact with me or Robbie? He said that he hadn't heard anything from you /four/ days after you'd posted that entry. Surely you can't believe that I'll swallow your little story about searching for Roc all that time. I think it's more like YOU'RE playing a fucking joke on me. I did not pull a prank on you, I was shocked when I found the skeleton and even if... if my symptoms were strong that day, do you really think I'd be able to go through the hassle of finding a bird skeleton when I was in such a state of mind?
ReplyDelete... Perhaps it is, maybe I'm hallucinating you too and everyone else and the snakes I see pouring down from the top of your page oh god
Do you really think Robbie can be trusted with everything? He wouldn't know how many days did pass unless I told him. Before I met him, he spent weeks on end making puppets, thinking only a few hours had passed. I do expect you to believe my story, as it was what I did, but of course you won't believe anyone who tries to talk sense to you. Did you ever think I may have been just a little exhausted after searching for Roc? I really can't say if you would or wouldn't go through the hassle of looking for a bird skeleton in that state of mind, look at what you're doing now; hallucinating in the very comments of my entry. You get more pitiful with every comment.
ReplyDeleteStill... still... why didn't you at least answer my e-mails? Just a short line would have been okay. Anything. I comprehend that you were tired, but that doesn't justify you ignoring me.
ReplyDeleteI'm okay... I'M OKAY. I'm not hallucinating. I'm fucking okay.
How can I describe anything of importance to you when I know you are hallucinating to the point you won't believe or understand anything I explain? I know you are hallucinating, Alice, you took nine minutes to write such a short response. You aren't okay, you never were 'okay', and will never be 'okay'.
ReplyDeleteI... I understand. I don't believe what you're saying because you've never acted this way before. I'm confounded by your behaviour. I don't understand.
ReplyDeleteWell maybe that's true... but... aren't you supposed to help me if so WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING ME? Tell me how to stop the sounds and the feeling of something something slithering over my arms and the sights and get them AWAY
Well, now you know what it is like for me. Do you know how hard it was for me to believe what you've said to me in the past, knowing they all might be figments of your imagination? I had to decipher your fact from your fantasies, and it was a stressing area to deal with.
ReplyDeleteWhy am I not helping you? Maybe it is because you are beyond any of the help I can provide, or maybe it is simply because I do not wish to help someone who seems so intent on morphing together what is real and what is not. Maybe it was my error to leave you alone for a few days, letting you dig yourself into a deeper hallucinating stupor. I never thought you were as obsessive as you are, and as such I hardly think it is healthy for me to try to help you as I recover from my own distresses.
FUCKYOUMARY
ReplyDeleteThat response only proves how much you've lost your psychopathic mind.
ReplyDelete:-)
WOULD YOU TWO SNAP OUT OF IT!?! YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS! WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU TWO?!? ~A very angry Rose
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